Dilbert Scraper
Spider read dilbert.com in 228 ms without a browser and returned 68 lines of clean markdown, including the section "DILBERT.com".
# DILBERT.comDilbert Reborn daily by subscription (a spicier version of Dilbert) plus the digital version of the Daily Dilbert calendar.Go to my profile at @ScottAdamsSays and click "subscribe"Includes daily (new) Dilbert Reborn comics plus occasional older strips.twitter.com/ScottAdamsSaysDilbert Reborn (spicier version), Selected oldies, the new Robots Read News comic, usually two livestreams per day, Micro Lessons on success, and lots of politics.**$7/month (or $70/year) on Locals platform**- Dilbert comic daily (10 Years Ago + Dilbert Classics)- Robots Read News comic -- about the headlines- My morning livestreams without commercials- My evening "Man Cave" livestreams without commercials- My behind-the-scenes content- Over 200 of my Micro Lessons (2-4 minutes) on improving your lifeFor now, the older Dilbert comics are not available. I plan to build an AI interface so you can search by any criteria.I don't have a system for licensing Dilbert comics for now. If you are a subscriber on Locals to the new Dilbert Reborn comics, or you subscribe to on the X platform, you have automatic permission to use (a few) older Dilbert comics for your internal business meetings. But don't turn them into marketing materials and don't start republishing them regularly, please. And be careful about using the Dilbert Reborn comics. Those are too spicy for the general public.I don't recommend trying to use Dilbert for any marketing or book illustration purposes. It is currently too controversial for that.This feature will not be reintroduced.There is no paper version of the 2024 Dilbert calendar but a 2026 edition is available now at https://shopdilbert.onlineSubscribers to Dilbert Reborn on X and on Locals see a digital version of the 2024 calendar for no extra cost.Most of my backlist books were cancelled, but my new book, **Reframe Your Brain** and the **2nd Edition of How to Fail at Almost Everything and Still Win Big** are for sale atThe same call, in code.
The capture above came back as markdown. These examples add a key, so you get browser rendering, proxies, and concurrency on dilbert.com.
import { SpiderBrowser } from "spider-browser";
const spider = new SpiderBrowser({
apiKey: process.env.SPIDER_API_KEY!,
});
await spider.connect();
const page = spider.page!;
await page.goto("https://dilbert.com");
// No selectors, no schema. Spider reads the page and names the fields.
const data = await page.scrape();
console.log(data);
await spider.close();import { Spider } from "@spider-cloud/spider-client";
const spider = new Spider({ apiKey: process.env.SPIDER_API_KEY! });
const result = await spider.scrapeUrl("https://www.dilbert.com", {
return_format: "markdown",
});
console.log(result);Ready for volume? Get an API key →
Fields you can pull.
Spider names these from the page. The capture above came back as markdown; the same
call with return_format: "json" returns them as keys.
What dilbert.com costs to scrape.
The capture above cost $0.000222 to fetch. Pricing is $1 per GB of pre-transformation bandwidth plus $0.001 per CPU minute, so a page like this one lands at a fraction of a cent. Failed requests are billed at $0.
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- Balance never expires
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Start scraping dilbert.com.
You already have the call. A key raises the rate limit and turns on browser rendering, proxies, and concurrency. Balance never expires, and top-ups go through secure checkout.