GET dilbert.com HTTP 200228 ms6.7 KB$0.000222 captured Aug 7, 2026

dilbert.com, as data

One API turns any dilbert.com page into markdown, structured JSON, its link graph or a screenshot, and crawls the whole site the same way. The panel shows the real response we captured.

target profile from the capture

Render mode: Plain HTTP, no browser needed
Response: HTTP 200 in 228 ms
Page size: 6.7 KB of markdown, 68 lines
Fields: Business Name, Address, Phone, Category and 2 more
Captured: Aug 7, 2026

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Free balance on signup, no card. This dilbert.com page cost $0.000222 to fetch.

response 200 · 228 ms · 6.7 KB

# DILBERT.comDilbert Reborn daily by subscription (a spicier version of Dilbert) plus the digital version of the Daily Dilbert calendar.Go to my profile at @ScottAdamsSays and click "subscribe"Includes daily (new) Dilbert Reborn comics plus occasional older strips.twitter.com/ScottAdamsSaysDilbert Reborn (spicier version), Selected oldies, the new Robots Read News comic, usually two livestreams per day, Micro Lessons on success, and lots of politics.**$7/month (or $70/year) on Locals platform**- Dilbert comic daily (10 Years Ago + Dilbert Classics)- Robots Read News comic -- about the headlines- My morning livestreams without commercials- My evening "Man Cave" livestreams without commercials- My behind-the-scenes content- Over 200 of my Micro Lessons (2-4 minutes) on improving your lifeFor now, the older Dilbert comics are not available. I plan to build an AI interface so you can search by any criteria.I don't have a system for licensing Dilbert comics for now. If you are a subscriber on Locals to the new Dilbert Reborn comics, or you subscribe to on the X platform, you have automatic permission to use (a few) older Dilbert comics for your internal business meetings. But don't turn them into marketing materials and don't start republishing them regularly, please. And be careful about using the Dilbert Reborn comics. Those are too spicy for the general public.I don't recommend trying to use Dilbert for any marketing or book illustration purposes. It is currently too controversial for that.This feature will not be reintroduced.There is no paper version of the 2024 Dilbert calendar but a 2026 edition is available now at https://shopdilbert.onlineSubscribers to Dilbert Reborn on X and on Locals see a digital version of the 2024 calendar for no extra cost.Most of my backlist books were cancelled, but my new book, **Reframe Your Brain** and the **2nd Edition of How to Fail at Almost Everything and Still Win Big** are for sale at

POST /scrape · dilbert.com/index.md · markdown · Showing 20 of 68 lines · captured Aug 7, 2026

What Spider does on dilbert.com

Same key, five endpoints. The numbers under a cell were measured on this page.

/scrape

Page to markdown

Clean text for RAG and LLM context, boilerplate removed. The lane that runs without a key.

228 ms · $0.000222

/fetch

Page to JSON

Spider reads the page and names the fields. Pass your own schema when you need exact keys.

/crawl

Whole site

Follows dilbert.com's own links, respects robots, streams pages as they land.

/links

Link graph

Every internal and external URL on a page, before you decide what to fetch.

/screenshot

Rendered capture

Real Chromium, full-page PNG. The same call also returns the rendered HTML.

The call behind the panel

This request produced the response above. Paste it with your key and you get the same bytes.

request scrape.sh

curl -X POST https://api.spider.cloud/scrape \
  -H "Authorization: Bearer $SPIDER_API_KEY" \
  -H "Content-Type: application/json" \
  -d '{"url": "https://dilbert.com/", "return_format": "markdown"}'

from spider import Spider

app = Spider()
params = {"return_format": "markdown"}
page = app.scrape_url("https://dilbert.com/", params=params)
print(page[0]["content"])

import { Spider } from "@spider-cloud/spider-client";

const app = new Spider();
const [page] = await app.scrapeUrl("https://dilbert.com/", {
  return_format: "markdown",
});
console.log(page.content);

plain request · no browser, no selectors

What dilbert.com costs

Multiplied from the measured 6.7 KB page. Estimates round to the cent.

cost measured

This page, once 6.7 KB over HTTP, measured $0.000222

This page, daily for a month 30 fetches at the measured price ≈ $0.006666

1,000 pages this size 6.6 MB at the measured price ≈ $0.22

10,000 pages this size 65.5 MB at the measured price ≈ $2.22

1 GB of transfer costs $1, plus $0.001 per CPU minute, and failed requests cost $0. Crawling daily? The Unlimited plan is a flat monthly rate.

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The capture above took 228 ms and cost $0.000222. The same call takes any URL on dilbert.com.

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